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William Castle schlock horror classic finally comes to Blu-rayJust in time to miss Halloween comes one of the great guilty pleasure horror movies, from the mind of one of the greatest showmen in Hollywood history. It's House on Haunted Hill, the 1959 scream fest (whether they're screams of fright or giggles I'll leave up to you) that saw some theatres dragging a model skeleton across the top of the auditorium to up the fright (or delight) oomph to an outrageous high. It's also a movie that appears to have been quite an inspiration for at least one spoof many years later: Neil Simon's Murder by Death. Murder by Death was a deliberate comedy, however, while House on Haunted Hill at least pretends to be a scary movie – and it even has some decent chills for 1959. Here's how the film is described on the box of this new Blu-ray from Film Masters: "A millionaire offers ten thousand dollars to five people if they agree to stay overnight in a large, spooky, rented house. When you consider that the millionaire is Vincent Price, and the film is directed by Schlock master William Castle, you can bet the five guests are in for a long, bumpy night. This "super shocker of the century" was a smash hit upon its 1959 release." I really wanted to see this when I got the news that Film Masters – who have released several other such perhaps minor classics from decades ago – because I'd never seen it, and since Castle's follow up (The Tingler) is one of my favourite guilty pleasures. I'd also seen the remake of Haunted Hill and enjoyed it. Vincent Price plays millionaire Frederick Loren who has decided to throw a party (with his wife, kind of) for a few select guests. The venue is, not surprisingly, the house on Haunted Hill, where in the past some unsolved murders had taken place. Naturally, weird things happen including people disappearing, people freaking out, you get the drill. Between skeletons, disembodied heads, and general mayhem and angst, it's scare night at the haunted mansion. Which, really, is how it should be. After all, what's the use of having a haunted house if it isn't haunted? That, to channel The Simpsons, would be the most blatant case of false advertising since The Neverending Story. more... |
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Searching for a classic film on 4K for Christmas? Here are two great examplesTwo American classics top the list of 4K outings that might want to be on your holiday gift list – for someone else or even for yourself. Neither is a new film, but both are superb. One of them, a newly released on 4K Oscar-winner for Best Picture (back when that meant something), helped to make Jack Nicholson a huge star, while the other – which has actually been out for a while now (but I just discovered the existence of the disc) – pairs John Wayne with long-time collaborator John Ford in what's generally considered one of their best outings: The Searchers. Let's look at the new release first: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest won "all five major Academy Awards" (according to the press release), of Best Picture, Actor, Actress, screenplay and director. That's quite an accomplishment! It's also the film that helped propel the careers of comparative newbies (back then!) Danny DeVito, Brad Dourif and Christopher Lloyd. more... |
Ford's maverick Maverick is a compelling choice for those who don't need a "real" truckWhen is a truck not really a truck? Well, in the case of the Ford Maverick, it's right now. Though its name once referred to a compact car from the early 1970's, today's Maverick is a car-like truck that competes head-to-head with the original modern car-like truck – the Honda Ridgeline – and Hyundai's version called the Santa Cruz. I haven't driven the Hyundai, but I have liked both the Maverick and the Ridgeline and, as a definitely non-truck guy, would consider both if ever I had to purchase such a beast. Why? Because I hate how trucks drive, especially the full-size ones. But even small trucks like the Ranger, Tacoma et al generally leave me cold, because I'm a car guy and I don't like the way traditional trucks drive, bouncing around and chittering over frost heaves, etc. etc... It's heavy-duty utility I'd rather eschew for sportiness, etc. etc. Besides driveability, I prefer the small trucks because they're easier for a person of short stature like me to get into and out of. more... |
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Warners releases a great F1 movie and some Nightmares on 4K discBrad Pitt's latest start turn turns out to be a pretty compelling racing movie, one of the better ones in a genre where great racing seems to be the exception rather than the rule. I mean, in a Hollywood that brought us such excrement as 2001's Renny Harlin/Sylvester Stallone IndyCar film Driven (which as a diehard IndyCar fan I really, really wanted to love) and 1990's Tony Scott/Tom Cruise Days of Thunder, one can be forgiven for being suspicious. On the other hand, there have certainly been some great racing flicks. John Frankenheimer's Grand Prix (1966) is probably the best racing film ever, with its Cinerama picture and fantastic racing sequences (all of which were done analogue, of course). Ron Howard's Rush was also a great entry and I enjoyed the game/simulator-based Gran Turismo as well. Even 1969's James Goldstone/Paul Newman outing Winning, which has the classic Indy 500 as its climactic race, deserves mention as a decent racing movie. So, it was with more than a tad of angst I allowed myself to be dragged to the IMAX theatre last summer to see F1 the movie. more... |
Ford being seduced by the dark side with its new ExpeditionI think it's time to opine about distracted driving, yet again. No, I'm not going to whine about drivers on their phones, or bad driving per se. This time. Besides, anyone who drives regularly should have noticed by now that driving skills appear to be on a serious downward slide. No, I want to talk about car manufacturers who in their zeal to make their vehicles more relevant to the online generation (and perhaps avoid even more onerous regulations than they have to navigate already) are making their vehicles so complicated that it's getting nearly impossible to just drive rather than operating a big, upholstered smart device. Case in point: the latest Ford Expedition. Now, I don't mean to slag Ford exclusively here because they're only one manufacturer and, to be fair, I've traditionally found them to be one of the best brands (of the ones I get to drive) for not beating its customers over the heads with ridiculous tech and overly complex interfaces. Time was when Ford's Sync system was one of the easiest touch screen/instrument panel interfaces around. It was straightforward and it worked. Oh, it may not have offered all the stuff today's carmakers seem duty bound to cram into their offerings (or is it "cram down our throats?), but Ford seemed to recognize the difference between a vehicle and a smart phone. And they seemed to understand ease of use issues. more... |
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Kia's new K4 trades on its forte in the compact sedan marketIt was once a Forte, apparently, but now Kia's lone gas-powered car in Canada – as opposed to a slew of SUV's – is a K4, and it sports a new set of clothes and lots of other stuff. And while it won't go down in my book as one of my favourites, at least it isn't a K9! That would be "ruff!" Anyway, bad car and dog jokes aside, Kia's latest kick at the small sedan market is an interesting beast and as a Kia fan I liked it, but I wish I'd liked it more. I remember the Forte well. In fact, I rented the last generation of the car for a two-month period a couple of years ago when I was in Ottawa helping take care of my aging father. I really liked that car and if I'd been in the market at the time, it would have been on my short list. Alas, my short list keeps getting shorter – mostly because cars are getting scarcer, but also because I don't like a lot of the new vehicles on offer. If I were to trade my 2005 A4 on a new one, for example, I'd lose the V6, the manual transmission and the factory-lowered suspension. And I'd have to live with a bunch of electronics and "safety" nannies that would drive me nuts. More nuts, anyway. more... |
Mazda offers an interesting alternative to its CX-5Mazda's CX-5 is a terrific SUV, fun and, depending upon how you configure it, more luxurious than you might expect. So why would the company introduce a new model to compete with itself? Beats me. That said, however, either the CX-5 or the newer CX-50 are excellent choices if you're shopping in this market niche. The 50 is a bit lower and wider than the CX-5, as well as being bigger all-around, while looking a tad more aggressive in its styling. Underneath, they're practically the same vehicle, so choosing one over the other may come down to personal preference (I prefer the look of the CX-50, though it's close). Both models apparently share the same platform, which is apparently the same one used by the exquisite Mazda 3. Mazda's sample CX-50 wore the GS-L trim level, which is the lowest, and I have to admit I missed a lot of the higher end features. That said, the 50 still looks, feels and drives like a Mazda and that's always a very good thing. Powering the GS-L version is Mazda's 2.5 litre "SkyactivG" inline four with cylinder deactivation (to save gas when you don't need all the "Zoom-Zoom") and i-Stop. It puts out 187 horses and 185 torquey things, which is a tad anemic in this day and age. Toyota, for example, rates its current RAV4's entry level version at 203 horses, though I'm willing to bet the Mazda is more fun. more... |
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Ford Explorer continues to offer a compelling family SUVIt may not be an all-new version, but the 2025 Ford Explorer features a number of upgrades its maker undoubtedly hopes will continue to keep the vehicle relevant in a crowded marketplace. One way Ford thinks they can do this is with what they call "The Ford Digital Experience infotainment system", which the company says lets drivers access their favourite apps and services through a "new integrated native experience", including from Google and Amazon, as well offering Apple CarPlay and Android Auto like just about everyone else does these days. Ford says it's designed to allow "greater connection and personalization for our customers through profiles, content, and apps, helping make time behind the wheel more enjoyable, even when parked." It seems as if Ford has decided to get into bed with Google, because the system integrates Google Maps and it defaults to Google Assistant as its voice assistant, with Alexa available as an alternative "for in-vehicle controls including to set in-vehicle temperature, search information, find and set a destination and request a specific broadcast or satellite radio station. It can also help with making calls, sending texts, setting a meeting, and controlling connected home devices." Or you could just forget about all that stuff while you're in the car and pay attention to the road. The change may be welcome to many, but I think that, while it's a technological step forward, it's also a user-friendliness step backward. more... |
Minecraft movie makes little sense but looks and sounds great on 4K discFans of the Minecraft video game have a new guilty pleasure to play with, as Warner Brothers has released the movie (well, "a" movie, according to the title) version of the extremely popular game. My grandkids are Minecraft fans and I've watched them play the game many times. I've even tried my own hand at it, rather ineffectively. My biggest issue with the game is its lousy graphics and I admit I have trouble getting by that. But most of my Minecraft angst came, I found out when I sat down with the boys and watched some of the "Making of" stuff that accompanies the movie on this new 4K disc release, because I had no idea what the heck was going on. All I saw was the kids building stuff and wandering around the virtual world that Minecraft lets them create. But there's apparently a lot more to it than that. Hence "A Minecraft Movie", a film the grandkids thought was okay but which I thought was stupid and boring, though it looks and sounds great. Obviously, I'm not the target market for this 4K disc release, which is why I dragged my 11 and eight-year-old boys into this review. To them, the movie made sense Go figure. Here's how the blurb describes the movie: "Four misfits are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into a bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home they'll have to master this world while embarking on a quest with an unexpected expert crafter." That expert crafter is Jack Black, who I remember most from Peter Jackson's King Kong, where he played the lead character of Carl Denham. more... |
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The best of the Connery Bonds hits 4K discIf you're one of the many people who think Sean Connery was the best James Bond, you're in for a real treat with Warner Brothers' new 4k disc set of all the "official" Connery Bond movies. By "official", I mean that Connery's second return to the franchise in Never Say Never Again, which was never acknowledged as a "real" Bond movie to my recollection (I liked it, though), isn't included in this set, which covers Connery's original outings as Agent 007 plus one when he returned to the franchise for one more kick at the cat (in this case, Blofeld's Chinchilla Persian…). So here we have brand new 4K editions, scanned supposedly from the original camera negatives. They also feature new, remastered Dolby Atmos audio that sounds very good indeed, as well as the original audio in lossless DTS-HD 2.0 Master Audio format. more... |
Mitsubishi's Outlander PHEV Noir tackles a mountain tripWhat happens when you take a plug-in hybrid on a road trip far from any recharging stations? Not much, as it turns out, except that you end up buying gasoline instead of electrons. And that's fine – it's really the secret weapon wielded by plug-in hybrids. That's the upshot from my two-week adventure through the mountains of Alberta and British Columbia, with a side trip to the Home of the Brave: plug-in hybrids are great in the city if you don't want to buy that evil gasoline stuff – but away from charging stations they become just another car, SUV or truck. And that's why, in my never humble opinion, hybrids – whether plug-in or not – are more practical than straight electric-only vehicles for people who venture far from their home bases. My dear wife (as opposed to my other one…) and I had planned a trip to visit our son and daughter-in-law in Bellingham, Washington and then on to Vancouver Island to spend a couple of days with my brother and his wife in Victoria and my wife's cousin and his wife up the mountainside beyond Qualicum Beach. Mitsubishi offered me the use of its Outlander PHEV for the trip, in top-of-the-line Noir trim. more... |
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Mickey 17's 4K dark comedy, Porschephiles' updated 911 tome, and Arizer's Solo gets an upgrade"He's dying to save mankind." Take an interesting take on the cloning (and MAID) issue, sprinkle in some dark humour and interesting situations, and you have Mickey 17, the latest offering from Oscar-winning director Bang Joon Ho. Our hero – not surprisingly – is Mickey. He wants to get off Earth and have, as pitched in Blade Runner, "a chance to begin again." Meanwhile, fans of Porsche's iconic masterpiece 911 have an updated edition of "The Complete Book of Porsche 911" to savour. This fourth edition of Randy Leffingwell's encyclopedia of my ultimate dream car retails for a whopping $80 in Canada but for that money you get so much 911 info that your head may spin. more... |
Three Clint Eastwood classics receive excellent 4K adaptionsWarner Brothers has reached into its vaults and picked a trio of Clint Eastwood's most famous and honoured films to give the 4K disc treatment, and it really is a "treat"-ment worthy of note. The films are Dirty Harry, Pale Rider and the Outlaw Josie Wales, one cop film and two westerns. Each of the films has received an exquisite transfer to 4K, including remastered sound that is worth the price of admission on its own. Not only that, but the extras on each disc are also quite something; if you're an Eastwood fan, a movie buff, or a student of cinema, you'll probably find the stuff extremely interesting. Oh, some of it is repeated from feature to feature and disc to disc, but most of it isn't and it's well worth your time. Dirty Harry, which was released in 1971, was a bit of a change of pace for Eastwood, who was known better as a guy who occupied westerns, from Rawhide on TV to the Man with No Name in Sergio Leone's "spaghetti westerns". more... |
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Roger Corman's debut monster movie more guilty than guilty pleasureBefore there was an Audrey II, before there was the Raven and before there was a Wasp Woman there was the Monster from the Ocean Floor, Roger Corman's first foray into what became his signature style of cheap and/or exploitative popcorn movies. Since then, Corman's name has become legendary, so perhaps this particular flick can be forgiven for its comparatively lackluster story and looked at as a forerunner to Corman's famed run of motion pictures. more... |
Warners' new Christmas movie miss and old musical masterpiece hit hit 4K discJust in time for Easter, we get Red One, Warner Brothers' new Santa Claus-themed movie. And it could have been a really good Christmas flick, too. It has an interesting concept, a good cast, and excellent production values. Alas, this movie about the search for a kidnapped Santa Claus (J. K. Simmons, who's mostly wasted here), never really decides if it's a Christmas movie or yet another comic book-like action-adventure special effects film. And that really works against it. On the other hand, while the story of a long dead classical music composer may not sound like the stuff of which cinematic dreams are made, in the right hands it can be a compelling and highly enjoyable film. more... |
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